return my video game
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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