So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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