Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
do herpes really smell.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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