I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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