I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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