A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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