You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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