ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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