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(434): View more from Virginia

did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?

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(434): did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace? http://tfl.nu/alh3

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(904): View more from Florida

Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out

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How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?

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(904): Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out (1-904): How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction? http://tfl.nu/euyr

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(518): View more from New York

haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting

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(518): haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting http://tfl.nu/19oh

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(586): View more from Michigan

sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.

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(586): sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey. http://tfl.nu/7b75

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(501): View more from Arkansas

instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight

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(501): instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight http://tfl.nu/gwkf

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(770): View more from Georgia

I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.

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(770): I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex. http://tfl.nu/726q

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too

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(203): I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too http://tfl.nu/f6yj

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.

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(704): He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book. http://tfl.nu/dqxa

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(859): View more from Kentucky

apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.

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(859): apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us. http://tfl.nu/vs1x

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(972): View more from Texas

The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard

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OHHH and there was a Batman too.

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(972): The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard (972): OHHH and there was a Batman too. http://tfl.nu/jx09

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(714): View more from California

todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.

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(714): todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera. http://tfl.nu/lq8k

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(352): View more from Florida

We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.

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(352): We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home. http://tfl.nu/59j5

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That's right. I did.

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You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.

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That's right. I did.

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(403): That's right. I did. (403): You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. (403): That's right. I did. http://tfl.nu/55sv

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.

(413): View more from Massachusetts

The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.

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(865): I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE. (413): The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage. http://tfl.nu/j3o6

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate

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(306): yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate http://tfl.nu/3igr

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