whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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