How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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