3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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