Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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