i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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