please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
