Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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