you guys were way drunker than both of me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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