Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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