Kareoke will never be a sober sport
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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