I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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