i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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