She said her name was "party"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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