We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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