pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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