I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
