what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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