Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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