why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize