My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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