Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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