allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I understand Curling. That high.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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