NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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