You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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