Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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