Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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