He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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