Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
