I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
should my penis look like a turkey
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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