i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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