Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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