Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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