hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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