WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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