So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
