i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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