Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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