I don't think brook has ever known best
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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