Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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