Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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