these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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