what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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