I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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