i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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